FRED

Of all the choices i made today the one i regret the most is watching Primer while being half asleep and paying more attention to my cute little kitten sleeping on my lap than to the movie

I seriously have no idea of what i just watched, i should just go to bed now

andmycaresweregone said:HELL YES. DULCE DE LECHE WILL BE THE ONE

Dulce de leche today

Dulce de leche tomorrow

DULCE DE LECHE 5EVA!

After years of not trying it i bought a jar of Nutella. At the same time i had a jar of dulce de leche in my fridge (there is always a jar of dulce de leche in my fridge) and you know what?

Dulce de leche still beats the fuck out of Nutella

I really am sorry for countries with no dulce de leche, you have no idea of what you are missing

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

disney-fakts:

Disney Fakt #195: This gif of Kristoff throwing Anna was definitely the apex of the Frozen hype.
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Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you;

Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to make sure.


—George Carlin (via damn-peasants)

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

a game of thrones wedding 

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

a game of thrones wedding 

Going through my fb feed i see the academy where i study at has changed its background picture and there are two people in it, the one on the front is this girl i’ve been taking pics with ever since we started and i was so happy to see her in the cover! I was like OMG SHE’S IN THE COVER OF THE SITE. You can’t see her face cause she was taking a pic so you see the side of her face and the camera she is holding and the person standing in the background.

Wait a minute, i know that girl too.

HOLY SHIT IT’S ME WHEN I WAS BLONDE

HOLY SHIT I AM IN THE COVER OF MY ACADEMY’S PAGE

HOLY SHIT I CAN’T RECOGNIZE MYSELF IN A PICTURE

People are dying from over thinking. They fill their brains with harsh thoughts and it brings the body down too. Chances are no one thinks as bad about you than you.

Unknown  (via rivaltides)
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